Wednesday, October 7, 2009

SA is UH-mazing!


Wow- Where do I even start?!?!? Honestly- Prepare yourself- this is going to be a looooooooooooooooooooong blog.

South Africa is arguably the most gorgeous country in the world. I am in love with Cape Town- and all who inhabit it. :] Let’s start with the waterfront- which is stunning! We are literally steps away from huge shopping areas, gorgeous malls, restaurants, and buildings! We got here on the 3rd, and I have never seen the line to get out so packed! I had the first day free, so I decided to hike Table Mountain with a group of friends. Woo- Let me tell you… if you want to know how out of shape you are- try hiking…well climbing that mountain! All in all it was a lot of fun- and rewarding when we got to the top. Not to mention the views overlooked all of Cape Town, the port (or Jetty), and a few other towns. Then the rest of the day, Susan and I explored all around Cape Town, and then we watched a concert in the local square. Oh! For any of you who know what zorbing is (Google it!) They had the zorbing balls- but on water!!! :] There were a bunch of little kids in there- and I didn’t think adults could go in them, I wanted to do them so bad- everyone looked like hamsters! We also went to a craft market, and shopped around where I got some really neat authentic things. Unfortunately they were only there for the weekend and I missed them :[   I then took off by myself (I know, I know- save the nagging for later) and went to the grocery store, and then had dinner on the ship with 2 lovely gentlemen who most likely think I am incredibly insane, and completely bonkers. But it’s whatev.  (PS- the grape juice was AWFUL that night). Sad story.      Soooooooooooo, for any of you who were actually in suspense- here’s what my “secret activities” were:

2nd day in Cape Town- I boarded the Bungee Bus (with 30 other SASers) and we headed 7 ½ hours towards Bloukran’s Bridge. Go ahead and look it up. Yes that is right. I jumped off the world’s highest bungee! It was awesome! I have a video, and many photos of my jump- It was the most freeing experience ever. And it wasn’t scary in the least bit. They had a little DJ stand underneath the bridge, so we were all dancing before we jumped- it was great, and I went with a fun group of people. I know this sounds horrible- but I know why people jump off of bridges to commit suicide- It is such an amazing feeling (the only difference is- I have a rope attached to my ankles…and suicidal people die). Up until the point where they hit the ground- MAN, what an experience. It is completely quiet- and peaceful.  Anywho- after we all jumped, we went to the Cliff Bar (no- not the snack), which actually has an open deck and view of the bridge so that you can see people jump. They also have a live cam inside, so you can see the person jumping on the TV set inside. Anyways……………. We got treated to what I thought was amazing pizza, and then had a cool little dance party. Then we headed to our log cabin’s (which were gorgeous), and hit the hay. We then woke up early the next morning and drove 5 hours back towards Cape Town- where I did my next outrageous stunt. I went shark cage-diving with Great Whites! This also, was a fun experience. Our boat we went out on was the Barracuda- and I pretty much fell in love with our videographer. I was the 3rd group to go in the cage to dive, and by this time- the shark was ticked that he had not gotten the bait yet. (We were NOT the bait). He ended up thrashing into our cage- and legit stuck his face inches away from mine. It was sweet!  After warming up, and a brief lunch- we hopped back on our bus to head back to Cape Town.

Okay- so I’d like to take this brief time to state that I think I have a problem. As amazing as Bungee jumping and shark diving were- I had little to no adrenalin rush… what the heck is up with that?

I decided that if I tried bungee jumping backwards- with a great white, maybe that would get my adrenalin flowing? Hahaha.
I cannot wait to show you guys the photos!

Yesterday- I decided to stay grounded a bit and I did Habitat for Humanity in a township. I can honestly say it was one of the most rewarding experiences. On average 1.5 million people live in townships- in shanties (which literally look like cardboard boxes). It’s really sad- and the people are so incredibly sweet and friendly. We had so much fun working on the house! I have plenty of pictures from this too! There were lots and lots of singing, dancing, as well as brick lines, and dugga mixing. We took some time to play with the kids- who were no joke, the most beautiful people in the world. And they had the coolest toys! (I know that sounds weird)- Their toys were so simple, yet none of us could play with them, because we couldn’t figure them out. There was this top, and you wrapped a string around it, and spun it a certain way, flung it, and it’d spin on the ground- but then you had to use your middle finger and index finger in order to allow it up onto your hand- and keep it spinning! It was so much fun. We also went on a tour of the township- and fields and fields of kids just ran up to us, and started holding our hands, and climbing us. I must have carried 5 kids at once at one point. And they LOVED playing with our cameras. We got a lot done on the house- and the couple we were building it for are deaf- but the most genuine people you will ever meet. And they made us this delicious bread/muffin and apricot jam for snacks. And they even gave us a Tea Time! It was such a great day, and I had a lot of fun with it. It got really emotional when we left. I handed out toys to a bunch of kids, and one of the only guys in our group (A big, robust guy) started to loose control- and just wept. Basically I held a grown man in my arms while he bawled his eyes out- but that shows just how powerful and moving this day was to everyone. We gave a family a home, one that is safe, and functions. So on to today- man, seriously. I love this place. And I honestly plan on coming back, and at least spending a summer here. It’s seriously THAT amazing. Not to mention the World Cup is going to be here in 2010!!! :] (Thank you Laura for my new found love of soccer- football).

Okay, I will digress… Africa has 11 “official” languages- any many people can speak mostly all of them. Pretty much everyone here knows English. And their accent is my favorite IN THE WORLD! It is a combination of a British accent, AND an Australian accent (my two favorite accents :]  !!!) The also have Xhosa as a language- which is a predominantly clicking language- it’s awesome, and I definitely want to learn it! They also have awesome phrases like “Howsit?” and “Believe me you”- I love it!

Okay- so today. I was supposed to go to Robben Island (think Nelson Mandela). Unfortunately- they gauge their ferry weather off of Table Mountain- and they closed down ferries to the island for the day. But I at least have pictures of Robben Island. So I ended up running into a few girls who were going to go on a Cape Coast private tour- so I tagged along. It was amazing! We stopped on our way, and saw penguins! Then we drove through a nature reserve where we saw antelopes, ostriches, and many other animals (it was like a mini safari). Also- while driving we were in a heavily populated baboon area. MAN are they hilarious! And smart. Our tour guide Jerry- who was awesome- told us to lock the doors, and not open the windows. The baboons literally tried to open the doors of the van- it was so funny! We drove to the Cape of Good Hope (which is the Southern most tip of Africa)- and we also learned that contrary to popular belief, it is NOT where the Atlantic and Indian Ocean meet.

We also drove on Victoria Road (which is roughly 20mins from Cape Town)- Where houses typically cost 12 million or so. They were gorgeous! The road is named after Queen Victoria and is on the West- where the sun sets. They also have vernaculars to get up to their houses, because the hills are so steep, cars could not  make it up! We had a couple from MontrĂ©al, Canada on the tour with us, and 2 couples from Spain- they were all very pleasant- and so impressed with Semester at Sea, and its program. (As is everyone in Cape Town). So we got back and Becca, Kate, and I decided to head out to Mama Africa (supposedly a really good authentic restaurant). We called in advanced for reservations- and we got lucky- usually they are booked months in advanced! Okay…


Everyone prepare yourselves, because they next paragraph is a whole new Sam.

We got a platter- which had kabobs on it… I had 1/3 of each Kabob (there were 3 of us). Now… what was on these kabobs were DELICIOUS! But… this is so far from anything I would ever do. Ahem… drum roll please….

I ate:

Crocodile (Chewy- and a tad fatty- but really good!); Springbok (a deer-like animal); Ostrich (yes- I said ostrich); Kadoo (which is an antelope); and then a sausage type thing that was a mixture of Springbok and Kadoo.

I ate these all, and flippin’ LOVED THEM! They were so delicious. Our waiter- Dovi (even though we had like 7368 waiters), who I fell in love with- started sending shots to our table- and I told them all I didn’t drink. But I decided to try the shot. It was amazing! It had creamy amaretto on the top, and mint liquor on the bottom. It was so good. Then for some reason the topic of sex came up, and a manager overheard us, and sent over 3 blowjob shots- which looked gross, but were also very delicious. And I also had a lovely glass of white wine.

So let’s review:

I am NOT an adventurous eater, and I NEVER drink.

But tonight I did! I didn’t drink any more than that- and I wasn’t even buzzed- which makes me happy- but also scared that I have a high tolerance for alcohol and don’t even drink it.  They had live music at Mama Africa- which is the best music in the world ( I have CD’s- no worries), and we started dancing like crazy people! Then some fellow SAS kids that we know and love came, and we all hung out for an hour or so. Our waiters then invited us to hang out with them across the street. Dovi’s dad owns a restaurant/ live music place. But we decided to head back towards the shop to get some rest. I’m glad I went out, and could be with people who can control their alcohol intake.  

Oh yes! The Jolly Roger! There is a ship- a small one- that legit looks like a pirate ship, and you can go on and dress up! It is very exciting! :]

I love South Africa- and all it has to offer me! (Except AIDS… that was a mean joke…but so very true).

I’m sure there is 386593 things I am forgetting to tell everyone. But honestly. I think everyone needs to come to South Africa. I wish we had more time here, because there is just so much to do. And everyone has been super nice to all of us. (Even though I still think the Ghanaians are friendlier).

I am having so much fun in this country- and I never want to leave. Seriously. Ahhhh it is so amazing, and I will miss it so much! But at the same time, I am highly anticipating Mauritius- which is like a vacation within this vacation.

End results:

I don’t think I have had a better time in my life- this is definitely up there.
This is our last port in the continent of Africa :[ which saddens me. I cannot wait to come back here.

But seriously- vacations… Cape Town- everything is breathtaking here, and it is GUARANTEED you will have an amazing time.  The entire culture is spectacular here, and one of my favorites.

OH! Today- I also had my favorite lunch on the ship. Sweet and Sour pork and steamed white rice! (Joe where are you now?!?!?!).

Okay- I think I will wrap this up- but I am positive I will add more to it later.

<3 Love you all bunches.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Okay, so this is worth the update in my book.
Who would have thunk that it'd be colder in the Southern Hemisphere right now? Certainly not I. It is partly sunny, 57 degrees, and there is a nice breeze (this is because we're traveling on a moving ship...).
So, to me... this is great tanning weather! I just spent the past hour or so outside soaking up some rays- of course I was the only person doing so (which never happens). It was so relaxing. Anyways, the real reason for this blog update is because I had such an amazing lunch (no lie). For those of you who know my incredible pickiness and how I have been living off of PB&J's here, this is a good story. (Only not really).
Today they had pumpkin pie! I don't think I need to say more. That is what my lunch was- and it was amazing.
Everyone for sure thinks I am insane since I tan in 50 degree weather and eat Pumpkin pie for lunch- but it's all good.
I'd also like to take this time to commemorate Sherwood and Dr. Debra Kelley.
RIP
Hey daddio- just checking up on you to see how you're doing. I worry about you :/
We will be in South Africa tomorrow morning :] I'm pretty excited- and really looking forward to that steak, and maybe a good glass of red wine to go with it.
 
I went to a club meeting for one of my 37865 clubs that I am in. But this one is Alcohol-Free Voyagers- me and the 7 students in it do not really drink at all, and will maybe have 1/2 glass to 1 glass of wine or a wine cooler, and oddly enough the 2 people running it do drink- but they're not drinking for this voyage, which is kind of cool.
 
There is also an LLC (life long coordinator- i.e. "supervisors of work studies") named McGarret- and he's probably mid to late 30's and he's never even tasted alcohol. He didn't get too much into detail, but I can only imagine that someone close to him abused alcohol, or maybe he just never really cared to try it, either way it's really awesome to have the support of someone like him on the ship, and he said that he is so proud of us and our group.
 
There are actually a decent amount of kids who don't drink/ don't get drunk on the ship- a lot of them just aren't in our group.
Either way it's just really nice- we try to go out together once in each port- this way we can still enjoy the nightlife without getting trashed or babysitting people from the ship, it's just us kids having fun.
And we're from all over the map- NY, Colorado, California, Hawaii, and Minnesota. I think we covered a broad area Hahaha.
 
I'm just hanging around today- no classes. I'm throwing another party for our interport students Phi and Bubelani ('fee and boo-lay-la-knee) it took me forever to get Bubelani's name correct :p
So it should be fun- I delegated some tasks to my committee so I wasn't stuck doing everything, but you know me, I like things done may way, and to my standards- so I gave them the "not-so-important" tasks so if they messed up, I would easily be able to clean up after them.
 
Oh well, hahaha.
 
I miss you and love you!
 
<3
 
Samantha Zerio
Executive Student Ambassador of Semester at Sea
Goodwill Operator

Heyo! Alright, so I figured I would do one more update before  Cape Town- which we will be in by tomorrow morning! Whoop whoop- I’m stoked.
The following is for all you History buffs, and people who like to be fountains of useless knowledge  :]
As part of my work study as Executive Ambassador- these are the types of things we get tested on/ have to know (Yes- my work study is the only one on the ship that gives tests):
The library on board has around  8,000 volumes in it.
Our Union (where Global Studies takes place) comfortably seats 450 people- but can easily fit more.
Shipboard education dates back to 1877-However in 1926 is when Dr. James Lough of NYU launched the first floating university with students.  
Shipboard Education got its “sea legs” in 1963 upon the creation of the University of Seven Seas (which was on the ship MS Seven Seas) .
Chapman College obtained administration of the program and renamed it World Campus Afloat, which took place on the SS Ryndam.
In 1970- C.Y. Tung purchased Queen Elizabeth 1, but it never sailed. Her replacement was the Universe Campus, which was later named the SS Universe. (Which set sail in 1971)
The Institute for Shipboard Education (ISE) became a non-profit organization in 1976. The program was renamed Semester at Sea, and the University of Colorado-Boulder became the academic sponsor for its first voyage on the SS Universe in 1977.
In 1981 the academic sponsor for Semester at Sea changed to the University of Pittsburgh- who had it for 25 years.
Finally in 2005 Semester at Sea got together with the University of Virginia! :]

Fun facts:
The 1st voyage of the University of Seven Seas (1963) took 275 students to 22 different ports in 16 countries!
I’ll name some of the well-known people who have come to Semester at Sea as guests:
Arthur C. Clarke (author of A Space Odyssey)
President Mikhail Gorbachev
Sidi Mohammed (Prince of Morocco in 1988)
Desmond Tutu! Who sailed with the voyage the entire year- and lived in room 7010 :]
Nelson Mandela
Mother Teresa
Fidel Castro
Ghandi!
And so many more! I’m excited to see who we get, after all- we are the 100th voyage. But at the same time, how can anyone top Ghandi?!?!? Rumor has it that we have 2 special guests.
And many people associate SAS with MTV’s Road Rules (which I totally forgot that they did this).

More about the MV Explorer:
She was built in 2001 in Hamburg, Germany; she has four diesel engines, and travels at the top speed of 30 knots (34mph). She is flagged in the Bahamas (because it is cheaper and easier than being flagged in the US).
The crew- aka the nicest people on earth typically come from about 20 different countries (most are from the Philippines though- which sadly got hit with a bad hurricane this week which affected some of the crews family :[ )
So there’s some information about where I am currently living. Everything is fairly up to date (with the exception of Microsoft Word- which runs 97-2003); and being on board is amazing, granted it gets dull at times.

Anywho- I am beyond excited for SA, Bubelani and Phindwa (boo-lay-la-knee, and ‘Phi’) our interport students told me about a great steak house in port- which is apparently a gorgeous port as well. But they did also mention the extremely high rate of AIDS and rape, which is good for people to know since they intend to get belligerently drunk in SA.
As for me, I will stick to some SA wine and a nice big steak :] I can’t wait to be in SA and start my adventures. I will keep you all posted as always, and probably won’t blog until after SA. Which happens to be Mid-Term week; crazy right?!?!
I hope everyone is having fun back home!
<3 Dig it.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Well I figured that I would update while I'm in Global Studies. Honestly- this class (which is mandatory by all SASers) seemed like it'd be pretty neat. Man was I wrong! I really can't even say that I have learned anything from this course, last time I found out that I am exceptionally good at drawing mushrooms and Chinese rice farmers. I have a page full of nothing but doodles, and the date. I guess the only positive thing is there are no tests or quizzes with the exception of a midterm and a final. And if you miss a day of Global Studies you can just go the next day.
Other than that not too much is going on here at sea- it's pretty boring to update when we're on the water in between countries because nothing really goes on. I mean, I go to class, I work, I study, I attend 327893 meetings, and I sleep- not so fascinating. Hahaha.
On a side note- the girl sitting next to me just threw up- that was attractive. Everyone has been getting sick between food in Ghana and the rocking of the ship heading towards South Africa (which is apparently some of the roughest waters). I however; just get sleepy, and due to my crazy stomach issues and extreme pickiness, I have yet to get sick. (With the exception of the day where my diet consisted of chocolate and Plantain chips- which I'm almost positive would screw with anyone's stomach).
I am beyond stoked to be in South Africa, and we will be there Sunday! It can not come soon enough, I have so much planned, and I feel like I have so little time. Out of the 7 days there I have one day "free".
I'm excited for the music in SA too. I mean, I've always liked other countries music (even though I have no clue what they're saying). Boolayanni (That is definitely not how you spell his name- but it's how it's pronounced) is giving me all the music on his itunes, so I'm pretty excited for that. I have a bunch of Ghanaian music from Nii, and some Spanish disco-techa from Marta.
I suppose I should rest my fingers because they will be on fire after SA because I will have so much to write about I'm sure. Plus- I should really listen to professor Winchester, especially since I'm in the front row.
On a side note- I cannot believe we're almost into October- I definitely miss my New England weather, with the leaves changing color, and I'm really upset I'll be missing LU's Oktoberfest :[
But I think I made out like a bandit by being able to travel the world. It doesn't look much like Autumn here- but then again, how can ocean water really resemble Autumn? There have been some life forms out here lately- a few moths on ship, and some birds in sight, but other than that- nothing.
Alright- I will put my procrastination to an end.
Talk to you all after SA.
Much <3

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Hello everyone! And greetings from the Southern Hemisphere! :]
Today was the highly anticipated day called Neptune Day!
We crossed the equator this morning!
Some of the crew went around in toga/gladiator gear around 7:30 and woke everyone up with whistles and by banging on pots and pans down the floors on all the decks. (I had already been up of course, so I taped them).
"Activities" started at 9:00...for those of you who are left in the dark- Traditionally in the Navy- those who have never crossed the equator (pollywogs) have their heads shaved by King Neptune himself. I had "fish guts" dumped on me, dove into the pool, and then I kissed a fish (I'm almost positive it kissed me back- and my lips still linger of fish). Hahaha but it was definitely fun. And for those of you wondering, I did NOT  shave my head.
As tempting as it was at some points I over viewed the following things:
I love my hair, and it's getting really long.
Everyone compliments my hair, and people specifically told me NOT to get rid of my "gorgeous hair".
I have a GAZILLION dollars worth of hair products on the ship with me.
After your 5 minutes of fame- you are just an ugly bald chick on the ship.
After the head shaving you have to get a trim anyways because they miss a bunch of random spots.
It's really hard to pull the look off- And only one girl I've seen looks decent and that's because she kept a mohawk.
Everyone has been tanning- but clearly their scalps have not- so they look like glow sticks.
Hair grows back differently.
My hair would look like a fro growing back.
It'd be itchy and have awkward growth stages.
China is going to be cold.
People are going to look ugly in their photos.
I mean, I definitely cheered for the girls with long hair that did it- but let's be honest- they're not Demi Moore's, and they don't look attractive at all.
All in all today has been fun so far, and I am glad I have my hair with me still.
I'm all showered, headed to lunch, then working on homework.
I bowed in front of the prince, and he dubbed me a shellback (meaning I have gone through the process of crossing the equator and doing the appropriate events).
I then kissed King Neptune's ring, and received a certificate.


I'll keep you kid's updated. 7 days until we're in South Africa! And 8/9 days until I do outrageous things! :]
I can't wait!
Stoked!
<3

Thursday, September 24, 2009


Oh my lanta! I cannot even express to everyone just how much I want to move to Ghana. This country is by far the best country ever- you just have to see it! Yesterday I went to a cocoa farm- I’ll give you some background information…My friend/hall mate Chloe is from Iowa- where her father owns a candy store. (Palmer’s candy) And one of their huge distributors is located in Ghana. So Chloe, Olivia and I headed out to the Total gas station (outside of our port) and we waited for Rahul. We weren’t too sure what to expect- then after about 15 minutes a nice SUV pulls up, and a well-dressed Indian man (Rahul) came out. He’s was insanely friendly and we headed out on our 3 hour venture to the Cocoa farms. I just can’t describe to you how amazing everything was! We met Cocoa farmers, and they cracked open the cocoa pods, and there was this white placenta over the cocoa beans, and they told us to suck on the placenta. They tasted so good- surprisingly like fruit. The villages were amazing, and the people were all so friendly! Tomorrow is our last day in Ghana (SO depressing :[ ) and my goal is to find someone with a mean bone in their body. They’re just too nice here! I can’t even explain it. This country is beautiful inside and out. Everyone is so content with what they have, and they’re all happy. Their life is full of hard work- but yet it’s so simple.  I am beyond ready to live in Ghana. I seriously think I might spend a summer here after graduation. I could make drums, farm cocoa pods, and just listen to Reggae- It’s definitely the life!
            So I’m doing “pretty” well about trying new foods- and by that I mean I try one thing that looks decent in every country, and is a part of their culture. (These “tastings” probably aren’t very adventurous- but to me they were)
To date:
Spain- Sangria (It was quite potent, but good)
Morocco- Mint Tea, and some pigeon with honey thing? (Delicious!)
Ghana- PLANTAIN CHIPS- So effing good! Take the BEST potato chip you have ever had, and multiply it by 48976475- that is how amazing these things are! Yum!

I met male interport student last night and took him to dinner (on the ship). I would type his name, but I would completely butcher it- but I will have him write it down. He’s crazy awesome and gave us some lingo to use in SA. Such as… SA which is how everyone in South Africa calls their country). He also told us that sometimes Africans will just make noises and sounds and clicking noises so stupid American tourists will think they’re talking in another language. (When really they’re just making stuff up to see how we react).

Anyways- Back to Ghana- the best country to ever exist! They are CRAZED over Obama, like… he legit has more billboards, pins, shirts, and stickers of him than Ghana’s own president. Hahaha.

A few tidbit facts (which may be repeats):
Ghana is one of the largest Cocoa distributors in the world.
The national language in Ghana is English.
The US Embassy is BIGGER than the Ghanaian presidents’ home.
Cape Coast arguably the BEST tasting pineapple in the world.
Our SAS voyage is the first to ever come to Ghana.
The previous being said: We are also one of the LARGEST groups of Americans to come to Ghana at one point in time.
And… everyone should live here.

Okay- so today we went to the castles and slave dungeons and learned a little more about the history of slave trade. We went to Cape Coast which is in Central Ghana (about 3 hours from our port Tema). The coast is breath-taking! I would take Cape Coast over any Hawaiian/Tahitian/Exotic place any day!

Here they have an enormous fishing industry- and fields and fields of people! (Who are super friendly of course). They had separate dungeons for males and females, and without going into great detail- it was a very quite day at the dungeons because it was so intense to be in the presence of something so historical. Our first castle was St.George’s Castle which is more commonly referred to as Elmina castle nowadays. From there we headed to Cape Coast Castle. Both of the castles had “The door of no return”- and as implies, if you went through it, you never came back.

We had “lunch” on the bus. Now…thank HEAVENS I had brought snacks because I am picky. But it is actually quite funny to see how other people perceive Americans, and their food habits. The castles packed us meals to eat on our ride back- and as sweet as it was that they tried to cater to Americans… they probably should have just stuck to basics.

Nobody could call me picky today because not a single person ate/fully ate what we had.
Picture this: You have a slice of sour bread on the bottom, tuna on top of that, another slice of bread, chopped up hot dogs on top of that, ANOTHER slice of bread, mayonnaise, eggs, and ketchup on top of that, and then the top piece of bread.

Call me insane- but I am not aware of that being a prevalent sandwich back in the States. Hahaha. Anyways. Ghana has been such an amazing experience, and I have been proposed to (like many other girls) about 3278438947 times- but it’s so cute! And the kids are adorable! They constantly ask you to take their photo so they can see themselves, and then love goofing off for us. Everyone smiles and waves here, and it’s just a no-pressure laid back kind of place.

I swear there is no laws here- because everyone does whatever they want…but not in a destructive sense.

And I also love seeing business men, in suits and ties, walking on the side of the main highway- and stopping to take a dump- just right there. I feel like it is completely acceptable to pee and poo wherever here…but they’re clean about it. (Like you won’t step in urine or poo on the street). I love it!

I’m going to get a little personal here: Long story- really short- I peed on a lizard yesterday. That’s all I will say. I will tell you about my experiences when I return :]

I have also seen more Ghanaian penis than needed in my lifetime (In a non-sexual manner)- Many people just whip it out to go. But it’s acceptable here- so I’m definitely cool with that, it’s whatever. The traffic is surprisingly bad here. The driving is fine (in my eyes)- I feel that after one rides in any vehicle in Morocco- all other driving is acceptable. They speed a lot here- and I very-much like that! :]

As for the balancing stuff on your head and walking thing goes- I swear man… they will carry anything on their heads- and do it well! Anything from grapes, to old style popcorn poppers, clothing, paint cans- yes paint cans…that are stacked like pyramids. And they try to sell everything! Whenever you come to a stop in a vehicle people will be walking by selling the most random things. Need superglue? They got it! Watches, pineapples, chocolate, electrical outlet converters, mops…literally everything. Take the contents of Wal-Mart, and imagine wearing it on your head… they sell it all! And the thing is- it’s not just for tourist- this is how regular Ghanaian citizens buy things.

They have crazy colored taxis. Everything in Ghana is so colorful- I love it! They have tro-tro’s which are essentially van/taxis, and there is a driver, and a “persuader” (I guess you could call him that) and his job is to hang out of the moving van- and do hand signals which tell people the direction/ where the tro tro is going. Then you pile in with random people, pay a minuscule amount of money- and ride.

There is a restaurant (That I did not get to go to :[) That is in Cape Coast- and it is literally on stilts, and has crocodiles in it, and all around it, like underneath you and everything- it’s great.

I’m in love with all the rice pilafs and tomato rice they have here.

My goal is to buy a gigantic roller-skate house, and just live I Ghana in the roller-skate. I’ll be a Cocoa pod harvester, and make drums for a living. What is not to like?

Alright- I am going to shower and rest up- tomorrow I am going to Kakum Park which has canopy walks…and then Elmina castle again (hahaha- oh well). I just wish we had more days in Ghana. I am definitely coming back to this country until the day I die (which hopefully lies in the distant future).

Until next time. :]  <3