Hello everyone! And greetings from the Southern Hemisphere! :]
Today was the highly anticipated day called Neptune Day!
We crossed the equator this morning!
Some of the crew went around in toga/gladiator gear around 7:30 and woke everyone up with whistles and by banging on pots and pans down the floors on all the decks. (I had already been up of course, so I taped them).
"Activities" started at 9:00...for those of you who are left in the dark- Traditionally in the Navy- those who have never crossed the equator (pollywogs) have their heads shaved by King Neptune himself. I had "fish guts" dumped on me, dove into the pool, and then I kissed a fish (I'm almost positive it kissed me back- and my lips still linger of fish). Hahaha but it was definitely fun. And for those of you wondering, I did NOT shave my head.
As tempting as it was at some points I over viewed the following things:
I love my hair, and it's getting really long.
Everyone compliments my hair, and people specifically told me NOT to get rid of my "gorgeous hair".
I have a GAZILLION dollars worth of hair products on the ship with me.
After your 5 minutes of fame- you are just an ugly bald chick on the ship.
After the head shaving you have to get a trim anyways because they miss a bunch of random spots.
It's really hard to pull the look off- And only one girl I've seen looks decent and that's because she kept a mohawk.
Everyone has been tanning- but clearly their scalps have not- so they look like glow sticks.
Hair grows back differently.
My hair would look like a fro growing back.
It'd be itchy and have awkward growth stages.
China is going to be cold.
People are going to look ugly in their photos.
Everyone compliments my hair, and people specifically told me NOT to get rid of my "gorgeous hair".
I have a GAZILLION dollars worth of hair products on the ship with me.
After your 5 minutes of fame- you are just an ugly bald chick on the ship.
After the head shaving you have to get a trim anyways because they miss a bunch of random spots.
It's really hard to pull the look off- And only one girl I've seen looks decent and that's because she kept a mohawk.
Everyone has been tanning- but clearly their scalps have not- so they look like glow sticks.
Hair grows back differently.
My hair would look like a fro growing back.
It'd be itchy and have awkward growth stages.
China is going to be cold.
People are going to look ugly in their photos.
I mean, I definitely cheered for the girls with long hair that did it- but let's be honest- they're not Demi Moore's, and they don't look attractive at all.
All in all today has been fun so far, and I am glad I have my hair with me still.
I'm all showered, headed to lunch, then working on homework.
I bowed in front of the prince, and he dubbed me a shellback (meaning I have gone through the process of crossing the equator and doing the appropriate events).
I then kissed King Neptune's ring, and received a certificate.
I then kissed King Neptune's ring, and received a certificate.
I'll keep you kid's updated. 7 days until we're in South Africa! And 8/9 days until I do outrageous things! :]
I can't wait!
Stoked!
<3
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